Seriously. Within one minute of each other, without any prompting, I was texted by TWO boys who would never date me but flirt ceaselessly with me.
What is with me and MEN? I feel like I’m half-dating everyone but no one wants to full-date me. Can any of you explain what is happening here?!
I mean, really, “I miss you!” ?
Note to boy of Text #2:
Just because I sucked your dick onstage doesn’t mean I want… well… okay, so you’re attractive. But you’re also a dick, and you’re also reeeeaaaaalllly desperate.
So. Still confusing.
(note, I did not respond to this text. Nothing good can happen from a 12:09am “What’s up” text. We all know this, ladies.)